heavyhappyfaceplz
Watchers 2
Collection
- June 15
- Deviant for 12 years
- They / Them
Devious Journal Entry
Profile Comments 11
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What? I am eating metal?
IS NOT POSSIBLE!!! *Points at Rainbow Dash*
Here's a touchin' story.
Once upon a time, there was a Heavy...
... and his precious Sandvich.
But, there was also a Spy.
One day, Spy visit Heavy...
... and he sapped Heavy's Sandvich.
As Heavy was at first sad, because he lost his best lunch...
... the anger at the Spy for doing this, make Heavy born a Warrior Within inside him.
He then grab a Spy...
... and eat him.
Then, when Spy was eaten, Heavy's head burn for a moment...
... and when the fire gone, Heavy said:
"That was SPY-cy!" [link]
And everyone lived happily ever after. The end.
Here's another touching story.
Once upon a time, there was a Heavy...
... and his precious Sandvich.
But, there was also a Krogan.
One day, Wrex visited Heavy...
... and he ate Heavy's Sandvich.
As Heavy was at first sad, because he lost his best lunch...
...But before the anger made Heavy give birth to a Warrior Within inside him...
Wrex grabbed the Heavy...
... and ate him.
And everyone lived happily ever after, except EDI which was too busy fighting her hologram form.
I enjoy the sight of humans on their knee's...
That is NOT a joke
The end.
